Our Privacy Policy
We don't actually have a privacy policy, but if we did, it would go something like this:
We will not share any information that you divulge to us. We have no interest in selling your email address or phone # or anything else for that matter. Frankly, we just don't have that kind of time on our hands.
Also, if you have something you just need to get off your chest, you can tell us. We won't tell anyone else. Honest!